Saturday, January 24, 2009

Where did you come from?

(*Just for you, Auntie Sarah)






This just in:

Crime Scene 1

9am, victim/mother heard a peaceful silence... immediately was sure 'something was up'. Entered the bathroom to find this:

Suspect



After release from temporary naughty chair confinement, a while later... water was found seeping from the bathroom door...

Crime Scene 2

Suspect/unarmed-but with heavy backup


Victim/mother was clearly outnumbered. For crimes of this magnitude, the law stipulates a sentencing of immediate strip down (except for the suspect - who is also a serial nudist and therefore required clothing) and prison confinement for an unspecified amount of time to be decided by the judge (coincidentally, judge is also victim/mother - this ensures real justice) while the proper authorities cleaned up the crime scene (crime scene authorities also happened to be the judge who also happened to be the victim/mother).


Let the punishment fit the crime. As you can see, the suspect was devastated. Boy, she really learned her lesson.

Later, when released, the baffled judge/crime scene authority/victim/mother posed a final question to this very complex little suspect:

"Where did you come from?!!"



Answer:

"Disneyland."


We miss you. Have fun in London, dawwling.



Speaking of London...

She had her FIRST "puny" tails the other day. Thought you'd want to see.

8 comments:

Daron and Jamee said...

That picture of Sarah makes me want to stop eating this huge slice of sausage pizza, put on some skinny jeans, and head right over to London for some fine living...

Do you miss it Rae?

Your kids are ADORABLE! Did you show little Olivia's mom those pics?

Jamee

Sarah Hansen said...

Oh dearie...Oh dearie...I have the cutest stinkin nieces in the freaken world. THANK YOU PLEASE DO NOT DO your blog hiatus until I get back because I need weekly pictures. Thanks that was fun!

Sarah Hansen said...

Oh dearie...Oh dearie...I have the cutest stinkin nieces in the freaken world. THANK YOU PLEASE DO NOT DO your blog hiatus until I get back because I need weekly pictures. Thanks that was fun!

Rae's Corner said...

um, yeah...you published your comment twice.

And Jamee - sausage pizza? How many "points" is that? huh?! Huh?! lol. I welcome you to join the lowly non dieters once again! :)

Sarah Hansen said...

I know I am retarded?

auntie mal<3 said...

Ummmm...............OMGOSH THEY ARE SO CUTE i luv the pic of lily looking at the camera with the solemn face that she was born with(lets just say she got it from R.haack No Rachel H.) I would like to say that sarah is right we do have the cutest neices in the WHOLE WORLD and London has the cutest puny tail and olivia fits in perfectly! luv
auntie mal<3

Jacob Hansen said...

Genius. Rachel you need to be a writer. Your blogs totally rule you witty B!

Alexis said...

O.K...if there is an award show for "Best Blog" this would qualify as the winner...not just because of the subject matter which I am so completely objective about;> but your narration had me on the floor laughing and reminiscing;no wonder I had a hard time being a harsh disciplinarian when you clowns were growing up...You and your litter had exploits to match Lilys and if I could have stopped laughing long enough I could have been a serious "butt whooping" mother (no that is not "mutha"). Humor saved you and your cohorts many times.
Good Luck.
MOM