Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Jiggle all the way.



Dear Santa,

Hit the gym today.

Oh boy.

My gut, how it's wrinkled! My dimples, so scary!
My cheeks flushed like roses, my a*$ hard to carry.
My droll little mouth gasped mightily for breath
My bra trying to ease the freakish flopping of my chest.

I'm determined to finish, for it isn't just my belly
That's shaking when I laugh, like a bowl full of jelly.


Merry Friggin Christmas.



Rae




2 comments:

Amy said...

Haha! I love how real your blog is. You don't hold anything back. Thanks for the laughs. I realized I posted my comment on the wrong blog oops

Joan said...

My big day is JANUARY ONE. I think I'm excited about it...but I know ten minutes in I will hate my fatness and my out of shapeness...are those words!?