Thursday, September 11, 2014

I hereby nominate Lily Tyler as President of the Whole Wide World.

While reviewing Lily's homework folder I discovered this campaign platform:

"I want to be the president because I would let everything be free. 
Let them be happy. Let no one bully you. Everyone would get a water bed. With fish in it. No School. Every one would have a phone. No bed time. Eat Candy for Breakfast. No one gets sick. Everyone could have their own robot that do everything for you. Everyone has their own hotel."

She's got my vote.

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